The Bay Snapshot

This San Francisco Lawn Features a Graveyard for Conservative Politics, and We Are Here For It

Not all that spooky, really

Sophia Smith
3 min readOct 26, 2020

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3 lawn decoration headstones: Kellyanne Conwoman, William Barr, Rudi Guiliani.
Photo: Elliot Trifilo

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A rising second wave of Covid-19. Rushing a Supreme Court nominee through at the 11th hour. Voter suppression. Zoom dicks. There’s a lot of scary stuff in the news lately, and I’m tempted to wrap up in blankets and mainline anxiety relievers.

It is Halloween, though, and while my tolerance for spookiness this season is pretty low, local Bay Area photographer Elliot Trifilo recently shared some snapshots of these seasonal decorations on a local front lawn that hit just right.

Among the more generic spooky Halloween tombstones are a handful of bespoke, political ones. Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, William Barr, Kellyanne “Conwoman,” and “Moscow” Mitch McConnell all make appearances. I wouldn’t go so far as to wish death on any of these people, but I’d sure sleep a lot better if we could lay to rest the horror show that is their political antics.

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Sophia Smith

writer and editor // Ⓥ // Heavy weights, heavy music, words of all size